Some people think we don’t have families and just sit at the clinic waiting for emergencies.
The saying “There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers” was obviously coined by a person asking a lot of stupid questions.
As a person who has to answer many questions, I can guarantee you there are quite a few that fit into the category of “stupid.” Ignorant questions do not bother me. There are lots of things I am ignorant about and you don’t learn if you don’t ask. So clients that are reading this can ask away. But if you see one of your questions below, to borrow the Bill Engvall quote, “Here’s your sign.”
One question that I have heard twice is this: “So you are a vet, huh?” “Yes I am,” I reply. “Do you have to go to school for that?” “No, momma told me I should get my GED but that sounded like too much work, so I decided to be a horse vet instead.”
The first person to ask me that stated she thought she would be a vet after asking the question. “Sure, come by the clinic tomorrow. We will give you one of those doctor certificates, some drugs, and turn ya loose.” This stupid question still baffles me. I mean, I was about to look at...